Don’t be a Creepy Stalker Guy when She isn’t interested

Me: I warned you. You gave me your word you’d call me instead of her next time and I might have her call you… you lied to me and now you get to deal with it

Me: You should consider killing yourself

Me: It’d be easier to deal with .. remember I don’t fight but I will make your life hell

Crazy Stalker Guy: Your bored and run your mouth get a life I dont want a call for her I want nothing from you two but to get out of my life

Me: I’m at work and I’m far from bored with the girl you’re fuckin crazy for… why are you calling her if you want her out of your life? Turn around walk away and don’t look back

Me: I warned you asshole. I told You What not to do and you did it. Now you’re fucked!

Crazy Stalker Guy: Im over this I saw her number and got weak just leave me alone and I promise you will never hear from me again

Me: Y should I believe you? Why haven’t you deleted her number yet? U know I will make your life agonizing so now’s not the time to lie…

Crazy Stalker Guy: When you get rid of a number it does get rid of past calls

Me: Dude… I don’t have time for your excuses… throw your phone in the toilet if you don’t know how to use it. You lied to me… and you are creeping her out… fix it or I will NEVER leave You alone

Crazy Stalker Guy: Wont happen again I dont need this in my life

Me: Ya… I know you don’t… I will destroy you beyond your already pathetic existence … you earned yourself a week of hell… make it through it without contacting amber and you’re free… I don’t let people lie to me and get away with it

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Crazy Stalker Guy: You just Run your mouth? Your nothing but a bitch. You going to prank me to death

Me: Don’t you wish! I thought I told you… I do marketing… your call with the angry black man is now being distributed to every corner of the internet with your picture and a bunch of mad reviews from exes you’ve never had talking about how creepy You are and your stalker tactics.. good luck getting a girl or a job for that matter quit now or i will make sure your reputation is destroyed

Me: Fyi… I’m just getting started and having fun at work .. you do not want to become a personal project of mine

Me: No need for phone calls I told u I’m at work .. just stop communication to me and or amber and you will be left alone.

Crazy Stalker Guy: Ok you win man I was dumb for callin just let it die its not like I tryed to hurt anyone let me just move on I saw her number and it was impulsive

Me: Is it deleted? And is your call history cleared? We are doing this my way now… you don’t have a choice

Crazy Stalker Guy: Gone and after this text those are gone too

Me: I don’t believe you but we’ll wait and see wont we? Sure would hate to see what’ll happen if you’re lying again Good luck and goodbye David.

THE WEEK OF HELL

Day 1 – Text Bombing

Me: Fair warning, I still don’t believe you… 6 more days  SENT 20 TIMES

Crazy David: Get a life I dont want anything from you guys ill go about my business and you do the same 4:01 PM

Me: You lied to me… I told you what you get for that… ignore it and it will go away SENT 50 TIMES

Crazy David: You make me more and more happy by you doing this, im better person then you and as much as you guys try to hurt me you cant because ill still be the bigger man 4:16 PM

Me: You don’t learn do you? Stop responding and I will leave you alone. I told you I would do something, and I am doing it. Follow the rules n you’re off the hook SENT 100 TIMES

Me: 1 week. each time you reply, I will double the messages you get  SENT 100 TIMES

Crazy David: Your a joke. 4:20 PM

Me: You don’t believe me? SENT 200 TIMES

Crazy David: I just want you out of my life 4:24 PM

Me: Then stop replying… you earned a week of shit. Like I told you, I keep my word. Make it through and follow the rules… and I’ll leave you alone.. dont reply SENT 400 TIMES

Day 2, 3, and 4 – Silent Treatment 

This is the best part. If he can make it through this, he is likely to have gotten the point and submitted to being my bitch as far as I’m concerned. Still 3 more days to see if he gets it or we have to get more creative.